Little girl shows picture of snot-bubble as should be when Haleyville Lion football player makes contact with their opponent.
Turn up the music and hear Joe Haleyville play the harmonica.
Let Haleyville re-enter the Winston County School System and hire Lynn Rowe as head football coach to bring snot-bubble-knocking football back to Haleyville.
Little girl shows picture of snot-bubble as should be when Haleyville Lion football player makes contact with their opponent.
Photo album of Mark "No NCAA" Townsend:
"No NCAA" when he was just a puppy.
"No NCAA" as Squanto in 2nd grade PTA play when Haleyville was a member of the Winston County School System.
Back Row:
Susan, Susanne, Mark F., John, Bob, Randy V.
Front Row:
Terry, Pam, "No NCAA", Greg, Gary, Ray, Randy O.
This is a picture of Winston County School Children having a good time before evil spirits came to Haleyville and changed Haleyville to a Haleyville City School System.
Mark "No NCAA" Townsend today.
1. Has Ruford Murdock, owner of Fox News, allowed poison in the milk our children drink at Winston, Marion, and Franklin County Schools?
2. When it comes to knowledge of the Alabama Constitution, has Haleyville City School Board attorneys John Lowe, Jeff Mobley, Johnathan Lowe, and Robert Aderholt let their bulldog mouth override their chiuahuah ass?
3. Who is Joe Haleyville?
Answer to Question 3:
Joe Wilson, cotton mill worker from South Haleyville.
Joe Wilson was part Cherokee Indian. When he was 3 years old, doctors removed most of his stomach. Doctors said he would not live. Joe never weighed over 120 pounds. He was known for stacking railroad crossties, his curve ball for the Haleyville Mill Village baseball team, his preaching, and the need for many Haleyville police officers to take him to jail when he had drunk too much blackberry juick that had sat in the sun for a time. Joe was known for catching catfish when no one else could. Joe helped many people work their garden. Joe always carried fish and garden food to the needy. Joe loved to paint. When Roy Fraiser's oil company changed from Sinclair Green to Arco Blue, Roy gave Joe several 5-gallon buckets of Sinclair Green paint. One day when Joe was tanked up with blackberry juice that had sat in the sun for awhile, he decided to paint his Ford Falcon Sinclair Green. He painted tires and all. He even gave a paintbrush to his grandson to help him. His grandson even paited part of his Shetland pony Sinclair green until Joe's wife, Odel, took the paintbruses away from Joe and his grandson. I am Joe Wilson's grandson. When I was in the 10th grand, my grandma passed away. Joe moved in with us in Bear Creek. Joe never had any material things that would total over $1000, including his car. One day my dad traded for a blue duster car. You can see in the eyes of my grandpa Joe, he wanted that car. My dad one morning pitched Joe the keys. Joe was proud of his nice car. Family memebers were taking bets to how long it would be until Joe got out his paintbrush. People who do not know, we live in a service station in Bear Creek. My dad traded on any and everything. Reputation of trading was known throughout Bear Creek at our service station. One day a man from Phil Campbell stopped by the service station and said, "Who owned that blue duster car?" Joe told him it was his. The man said, "Can I drive it?" Joe gave him the keys. The man drove it for about 10 minutes. He came back and said, "I like that car. I am going to get my wife." He got in his car and drove to Phil Campbell (5 miles) and brought his wife back to see the blue duster. The man asked Joe if he could take his wife for a ride in the blue duster. Joe gave him the keys. Ten minutes later, the man and his wife were back from driving the car. The man said, "My wife and I like the car. How much do you want for it?" My grandpa Joe said, "It's not for sale."
Joe died a few years later. You could put all his clothes in a suitcase, many boxes of toys he bought at the sale to give to the kids, box of false teeth Red Nichols (funeral home director) gave him, and one blue duster. There are many stories to tell about Joe from how he always mixed his food in a bowl - such as sardines and chocolate cake - to how he played his harmonica. The final point about Joe is that he helped as many people as he could. He left this world with an Earthly value of less than $1000 and a message to all: Trust Jesus, help people, and be yourself.
Answer to Question 2:
Almost 2 years ago, Jeff Mobley of Lowe, Mobley, & Lowe, attorneys for Haleyville City School Board, quoted in the Northwest Alabamian that the Haleyville City School Board was going to file lawsuit against me because I said members of the Haleyville school board were taking federal money out of the Haleyville area vocational center funds to build the new middle school. I also said that the Alabama Constitution says "you must let the people of Haleyville vote before you build the middle school." I quoted in the Northwest Alabamian that Lowe, Mobley, & Lowe, and the Haleyville City School Board were too chicken to sue me.
AMENDMENT 104 RATIFIED
Economic Development of Municipalities of Haleyville and Double Springs.
Any provision of the Constitution or laws of the state of Alabama to the contrary notwithstanding, the municipalities of Haleyville and Double Springs in Winston county shall have full and continuing power and authority, after an election held in accordance herewith, to do any one or more of the following:
1. To purchase, construct, lease, or otherwise acquire real property, plants, buildings, factories, works, facilities, machinery and equipment of any kind.
2. To lease, sell for cash or on credit, exchange, or give and convey any such property described in subdivision 1 above, to any person, firm, association or corporation.
3. To promote local industrial, commercial or agricultural development and the location of new industries or businesses therein.
4. To become a stockholder in any corporation, association or company.
5. To lend its credit or to grant public moneys and things of value in aid of, or to, any individual, firm, association, or corporation whatsoever.
6. To become indebted and to issue and sell interest bearing bonds, warrants (which may be payable from funds to be realized in future years), notes or other obligations or evidences of indebtedness, to a principal amount not exceeding fifty percent of the assessed value of taxable property therein as determined for state taxation, in order to secure funds for the purchase, construction, lease or acquisition of any of the property described in subdivision 1 above or to be used in furtherance of any of the other powers or authorities granted in this amendment. Such obligations or evidences of indebtedness may (in addition to any pledge or pledges authorized by subdivision 8 of this amendment) be issued upon the full faith and credit of the municipalities of Haleyville and Double Springs, or may be limited as to the source of their payment.
7. To levy and collect annually, in addition to all other taxes now authorized or permitted, a special tax or taxes of not exceeding two percent on the value of all taxable property therein as determined for state taxation, in the same manner as other county or municipal taxes are levied and collected. Such tax may be upon all property in the municipalities of Haleyville and Double Springs, or upon all property in any district the boundaries of which the governing body of such municipality shall describe and which it shall determine to be specially improved and benefited by any proposed use or expenditure of the proceeds of such tax.
8. To pledge to the payment of any bonds, warrants, notes or other obligations or evidences of indebtedness the annual proceeds from any such special tax or taxes and to obligate itself irrevocably to continue to levy and collect such taxes annually until such obligations or evidences of indebtedness are paid in full and to pledge thereto any rental or sales proceeds of property leased or sold by it.
9. To create a public authority or corporation having such powers, managed and governed by such board or governing body, and subject to such limitations as the governing bodies of the municipalities of Haleyville or Double Springs may impose, by approving and filing a certificate to that effect in the office of the judge of probate or the secretary of state, or their respective successors in function, and to delegate to such public authority or corporation and its board or governing body all powers and authority conferred in this amendment upon the municipalities.
The recital in any bonds, warrants, notes or other obligations or evidences of indebtedness that they were issued pursuant to this amendment or that they were issued to provide funds to be used in furtherance, of any power or authority herein authorized or that any special tax herein authorized has been pledged to the payment thereof shall be conclusive; no purchaser or holder thereof need inquire further; and the levy and collection of such tax shall continue until the principal of and interest on such obligations or evidences of indebtedness shall have been paid in full. The bonds, warrants, notes or other obligations or evidences of indebtedness issued hereunder shall not be considered an indebtedness of the municipalities of Haleyville and Double Springs for the purpose of determining the borrowing capacity of the county under section 225 of the Constitution; and the taxes herein authorized shall be in addition to those provided for or permitted in section 216 of the Constitution and all amendments thereto.
This amendment shall be self-executing; but the legislature shall have the right and power by general, special or local act to adopt laws supplemental to this amendment or in furtherance of the purposes and objectives hereinabove set forth.
10. The municipalities of Haleyville and Double Springs shall not make any engagement or commitment or undertake any project under the provisions hereof unless and until the proposition has been approved by a majority of the qualified electors of the respective municipality. The governing body of each of the two municipalities may provide for holding such elections, but in no case shall an election be held until notice of the election and of the proposition to be voted on has been published for at least three successive weeks.
If Amendment 104 of the Alabama Constitution is still law, like I say it is, then lawyers for the Haleyville City School Board and the City of Haleyville had better buckle their seatbelts when the bonding companies find out that they have loned millions of dollars to build the Haleyville Middle School without letting the citizens of Haleyville vote.
- Mark "No NCAA" Townsend
I love Lucy
In the 1950s, the City of Haleyville and the City of Double Springs passed a special tax to build an airport. Some judges, lawyers, businessmen from many counties started a quick divorce business. States such as New York and California had laws called "cool down" laws. These laws required people wanting a divorce to be made to wait a year before their divorce could be granted. The state of Alabama law on divorce was 3 days if both parties of the divorce both agreed. Judges, lawyers, and businessmen from Winston County would have moviestars from Hollywood, professional atheletes, and powerful business persons to fly into the Haleyville airport and stay overnight so they could become an Alabama citizen. Three days later, they could get a divorce. In the 1950s, divorce was not socially accepted. This scam soon turned to just "send the money" and Winston County would send you the divorce papers. The FBI soon learned that taxes were not being paid for this quickie divorce plan. Many involved went to prison. Business at the airport was dead. The citizens of Double Springs and Haleyville were left with the airport bill. The citizens of Double Springs and Haleyville asked their State Representative, John Posey, to write a bill where any of their tax money going to any project that they, the people, had to vote. The bill was written (Amendment 104). The citizens of Double Springs voted, the citizens of Haleyville voted, the citizens of Winston County voted, and finally, all the citizens of Alabama voted, and the bill became law. Many citizens in Winston County began to say, "We want a bill like 104 to cover the complete county." John Posey in 1965, introduced Amendment 255. This bill became known as the Posey Amendment. Even though John Posey wrote bill 104 and his name should be attached to this bill also, I think since a group of lawyers in Haleyville have tried to bury Amendment 104 from the people that Mr. Posey will not mind naming Amendment 104 the "No NCAA" bill because I brought this part of the Alabama Constitution from the grave. Did you know "I Love Lucy" was one of the people who was divorced in Winston County?
Ethel, Lucy, Ricky, & Fred
1. I want to make it crystal clear: I was not in favor of building the Haleyville Middle School without the vote of the citizens of Haleyville.
2. The lawyers for Haleyville School Board - Lowe, Mobley, Lowe - the lawyers for the City of Haleyville - Jerry Jackson and Will Walker of T&F Bank (who is the bonding company banker) - all received the letter of intent I wrote. (Lowe, Mobley, Lowe are also lawyers for T&F Bank.)
The above mentioned names all have bonding insurance to cover their willful or criminal or conspiricy to neglect the Alabama Constitution. I suggest their insurance bonding companies pay off all debts of the Haleyville City School Board System to prevent a possible jail sentence of 20 years if convicted of criminal conspiricy to defraud the citizens of Haleyville and the Great State of Alabama's Constitution.
-Mark "No NCAA" Townsend
1. Did the people of Haleyville get to vote when the occupational tax was introduced?
2. Did the people of Haleyville get to vote to start a solid-waste board? (Please see #9 of Amendment 104)
Side Note: Lowe, Mobley, Lowe are attorneys for the solid-waste board. The City of Haleyville payes their legal fees. Alabama law says the solid-waste board must pay these legal fees. Haleyville still owes almost $2 million on the solid-waste board bond for the Haleyville landfill.
3. All Haleyville Industrial Development Board Bonds must be voted on by the people of Haleyville according to Amendment 104.
Side Note: Industrial Development Bonds are set up for low interest rates. 1% of the bond is usually paid to the Industrial Development Board to use for operation and growth. Lowe, Mobley, Lowe collect this fee for their legal work. Example: If there is $20 million of bonds issued through the Haleyville Industrial Development Board, then this would be $200,000 a year that could be used for the growth and creation of jobs for the City of Haleyville.
4. Did the citizens of Haleyville vote for Haleyville to come out of the Winston County School System and become a city school system in 1971?
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